Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.
Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box? A: An instance of empties.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on 'Daddddyyy'
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q. What are the differences between a blonde and a computer? A. You just punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears.
Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they don't have the recipe!
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Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. Any girl eat under a buck.
Q: How will you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday!
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Eventually they'll both end up in the gutter.
Q: Keeping up with what my blond neighbor wrote at the base of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.
Q: How will you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts from the toaster in one piece.
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Q: Why do good to possess a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.
Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box? A: An instance of empties.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on 'Daddddyyy'
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q. What are the differences between a blonde and a computer? A. You just punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears.
Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they don't have the recipe!
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Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. Any girl eat under a buck.
Q: How will you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday!
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Eventually they'll both end up in the gutter.
Q: Keeping up with what my blond neighbor wrote at the base of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.
Q: How will you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts from the toaster in one piece.
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Q: Why do good to possess a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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