Q: A 1 armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall? A: You wave at her!
Q: What can you call a blond behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says on the box: "good for approximately 20 pounds."
Q: How do you obtain a blonde in which to stay the shower all day? A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".
Q: What can you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What goes on when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling next door once the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't awaken the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs? A: Because she forgot to consider the tissues as is also.
Q: How about we blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water within the little packet.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter towards the doctor? A: She thought it had been pregnant because missed a period of time.
Q. Why did the blonde nurse have a red magic marker to operate? A. In case she needed to draw some blood
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror together with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: What can you refer to it as when a blonde dies their head of hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What can you call a blond behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says on the box: "good for approximately 20 pounds."
Q: How do you obtain a blonde in which to stay the shower all day? A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".
Q: What can you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What goes on when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling next door once the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't awaken the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs? A: Because she forgot to consider the tissues as is also.
Q: How about we blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water within the little packet.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter towards the doctor? A: She thought it had been pregnant because missed a period of time.
Q. Why did the blonde nurse have a red magic marker to operate? A. In case she needed to draw some blood
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror together with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: What can you refer to it as when a blonde dies their head of hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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